The Road to Me - A Journey of Humour, Health, and Hope

The Strength to Rise Again (Or at Least Get Out of Bed) Let’s be honest—life can be an absolute dumpster fire! And not the kind that smells like toasted marshmallows and adventure. No, this fire is fueled by past trauma, self-doubt, and a series of questionable life choices, like that time you impulse-bought a treadmill and now it’s just a very expensive laundry rack. But guess what? You’re still here. You’re reading this, which means some part of you is still fighting, and that’s pretty damn impressive! Because pulling yourself out of a dark place? That takes more strength than running a marathon. And I mean, a real marathon, not just the mental Olympics of convincing yourself to leave the house. (Not that I would know—I avoid running unless something is chasing me, and even then, I’d probably try to negotiate first.) Survival is Exhausting, But You’re Doing It Anyway People love to throw around the phrase “You’re so strong.” And sure, that’s nice to hear, but let’s be real—sometimes ...

How to Turn Life's Mess Into Your Greatest Adventure Life is a circus. And if there’s ever been a time to jump into the ring, it’s now. Forget waiting for the "perfect" moment to be the ringleader of your own show. Grab that top hat, raise your wand, and stop dodging flaming torches and knives.  It’s time to stop pretending you’ve got it all together—because, let’s be honest, you don’t. And neither does anyone else. Chaos isn’t going anywhere. It’s like your socks mysteriously disappearing in the dryer, midnight cupcake cravings, or that 3 a.m. interrogation you have with yourself—questioning every life choice while staring at your ceiling fan like it holds the answers. But here’s the thing: the chaos is where the magic happens! My first solo trip to Morocco taught me this lesson in the most chaotic way possible. I had dreamed of this adventure for years, imagining the freedom, the thrill of navigating a new culture, and—if I’m being honest—the sheer satisfaction of doing...

It Was My Son’s Birthday, So I Cheate d It started with the best of intentions. A simple, casual birthday gathering at my son’s house, nothing fancy, just beautifully arranged charcuterie boards, a few lighthearted conversations, and a quiet, internal promise to myself: I’d practice moderation. I told myself I’d stick to a few healthy snacks. A handful of grapes, some almonds, maybe a slice of cheese if I felt indulgent. I had a plan. And, like all great plans, it crumbled spectacularly! The Brutal Fruit Incident At some point, my son handed me a drink. “It’s fruit,” he said. Now, let’s set the scene: I hadn’t had a single drop of alcohol in months. I hadn’t eaten a proper meal all day. The sun was baking everything in sight, making the air stick to my skin like syrup. Naturally, I took a few sips. (Okay, fine, I downed the whole thing.) Immediately, my body rebelled. The Symptoms of Poor Life Choices: At first, I felt warm, pleasantly so.  That cozy, deceptive warmth that tells yo...

Week 2 – Stats Ozempic Dosage: 0.25ml – Injected with just a touch less suspicion than last week. Start Weight: 114.3kg (251.98 lbs.) End Weight: 112.7kg (248.48 lbs.) Total Weight Loss: 1.6kg (3.52 lbs.) Exercise: I moved. A little. It counts. Energy Level: Somewhere between “could use a defibrillator” and “would consider blinking if necessary.” Mood: Unstable. Like a toddler in the middle of a nap strike. Hunger Levels: Lower. My brain still isn’t quite convinced. Mental Focus: I forgot what I was saying halfway through this sentence. Water to Coffee Ratio: 1:10. You’re lucky I’m drinking water at all. Scale Attitude: Still rude. I’m clearly not getting the results I deserve. Clothing Situation: My clothes are in deep denial. They’ve got some serious self-esteem issues. The Dog is Holding an Intervention Let me break it to you gently: the snack buffet is officially CLOSED. My dog? He’s devastated. Gone are the days of half-eaten toast crumbs, random cheese cubes, and the 5-seco...